Sometimes joy requires getting a bit dirty.
…locked n loaded…..fully bundled…..
funny little lady do a dance for you!
Why is this so funny??
Things the Dora movie confirms but NEVER explains
- The entire Incan pantheon of gods exists
- Boots is probably the earthly incarnation of an Incan monkey god
- Diego has dysentery
- While the talking map and the backpack are just part of Dora’s active imagination, Swiper is a real actual living speaking anthropomorphic fox
- Swiper works for a real gang with a high body count
- An immortal and vastly powerful tribe of Incan sorcerers is alive and guarding a massive golden temple
- Thousands of people have died searching for the temple
- Dora is legitimately a supergenius
- Dora is proficient with many weapons, including the yoyo
- Dora is physically capable of outrunning an elephant stampede
- You know what Dora is probably a god incarnate too
Please consider it as thirteen birthdays’ worth of presents from your godfather.
Remember to take me everywhere you go. (@kopernikk)
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